I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Thank you for not boning my boss.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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