I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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