Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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