I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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