he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
i need some magic done to my vagina
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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