I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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