I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Randomize
