is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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