You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
