i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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