How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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