I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Houston, we have a blender
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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