when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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