Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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