I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
