i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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