normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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