White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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