marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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