took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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