We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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