he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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