Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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