Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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