By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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