Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
my shit smells like andre
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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