im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
