Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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