I got her a Nickelback box set.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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