Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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