You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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