if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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