so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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