Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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