the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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