yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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