Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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