3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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