Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
i think i have herpe
just one?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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