What a fucking waste of an outfit
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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