do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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