did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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