I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
My liver just had a heart attack.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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