Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
