How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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