im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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