Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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