it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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