Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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