Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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