Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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