We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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