Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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