took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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