Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
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